neway... here's some things i drew. just want to flaunt my skills. muahahaha. actually quite easy to draw also.. just want to post. ss
yes. i'm still in my pyjamas.. but look! my hair so nice..
one good way to reduce alcohol consumption:
before marriage- drink whenever you are SAD
after marriage- drink whenever you are HAPPY
if you don not have a girlfriend you are missing SOMETHING in your life
if you HAVE a girlfriend you are missing EVERYTHING in your life
show some leng lui..
pretty or not? as you can see it says.. missladyboys.com. so.. you guess it.they are. miss lady-boys. shemales? i think now they females d. if you don't tell me i also dunno. the last pic the girl-guy in white. she looks so.. she..
some ah beng stories.
ah beng: i am proud cause my son is in medical college
friend: really? what is he studying?
ah beng: no. he is not studying. they are studying him
ah beng: if i die, will you remarry?
wife: no! i'll stay with my sister. but if i die will you remarry?
ah beng: no i will also stay with your sisiter.
ah beng: people consider me as "GOD"
wife: how you know?
ah beng: when i went to the park today, everbody said. oh GOD! you have come again.
ah beng comes back to his car and find a note saying "parking fine"
he writes a note and sticks it to a pole " thanks for compliment"
how do you recognize ah beng in school?
he is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board
one ah beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on the other
so the man ask him why he did so.
he replied the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
ah beng: why are all these people running?
man: this is a race, the winner will get the cup
ah beng: if only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
a man asked ah beng why ahmad badawi goes walking in the evening and not in the morning.
ah beng replied. ahmad badawi is PM not AM.
customs officer: may i know your name?
arriving passenger: batman
officer: what's your name?!?!
passenger: my name is bat-man
officer: trying to be funny??! what's your sur name?
passenger: supar-man
officer: so you're telling me your name is batman suparman?
passenger: yes
officer: arrest the guy
when they had him in custody, he was asked to show identification
this is really funny man... when introducing yourself, you're like. HI i'm batman and my dad's superman.. so cool weh... reminds me of 4 years old kids calling themselves.guess what's this place
so nice right? like some working office damn canggih one? got gym and basketball court also..
it's actually a prison in uk. make me so wanna live there. lol
poem's found in toilet.
excellent poems by not so famous poets.
a budding poet trying his best:
here i lie in stinky vapor,
because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
shall i lie, or shall i linger, or shall i i be forced to use my finger.
before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this:
here i sit
broken hearted
tried to shit
but only farted
someone who had a different experience wrote:
you're lucky
you had your chance
i tried to fart
and shit my pants!
perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets...
i came her
to shit and stink
but all i do
is sit and think
some people also come in for a different purpose:
some come here to sit and think,
some come her to shit and stink,
but i come here to scratch my balls, and read the bullshit on the walls.
a man kills a deer and take it home to cook for dinner
both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat is is, but will give them a clue and let them guess
the kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for a clue.
well, he said 'it's what mommy calls me sometimes'
the little girl screams to her brother 'don't eat it, it's an asshole!'
i french-manicured myself. sien laaaa
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